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boss drum 

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.
'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.
boss drum by mojo7676 January 20, 2022
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1. One of the best unrecognized sports in the world. Including mostly brass instruments, colorguard and a pit.
2. A 'professional' marching band so to speak that tours the USA for weeks at a time. Sleeping on gym floors, riding on busses, and being fed after spending long strenuous hours in the sun for marching rehersals.
Hey Otto, did you catch that kick ass marching drum corp show during the DCI finals?
drum corp by ringerbrat September 16, 2004

Drumgasm 

The feeling of nirvana and fulfillment one gets from a particlularly awesome drum solo. I sthe feeling of being engulfed by the rythem and feeling like your body is moving just by the beat.

often accompanied with drummer face
A: Dude you were the shit on the drums tonight!

B: I know, I totally had a drumgasm about two minutes into the thrid song.
Drumgasm by Ryan Iyde July 14, 2007

drugstep 

Dubstep so bad, you need drugs to enjoy it. Hence the name drugstep
Friend: How was the show?
You: Lots of drugstep?
Friend: So you rolled?
You: Yeah :)
drugstep by DUBSTEEEEP November 8, 2010
The most talented musician in the band who is always underrated. Known for their rhythm, drummers are the best dancers and the best in bed. Fact: Drummers are blessed with large penises and have a higher threesome rate than other band members. We attract the hottest girls because we always play with our shirts off and have the most athletic instrument in the band causing us to be the most in shape. Fact: we have strong forearms leading to multiple orgasms to any girl that can handle it.
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, some guy just fucked my girlfriend and my sister. At the same time.

Person 2: yep, hes a drummer.

Example 2:

Girl 1: look at that drummer....he looks so sexy banging those drums with his shirt off.

Girl 2 : lets have him drive the train on us.

Girl 1: okay.
Drummer by Nicodemous March 25, 2009

Drum Minor 

More comenly know as DMinor
the drum majors bitch
the assisitant drum major
the left overs of drum major auditions
Drum Major: YO! yell at those guys to pay attention
Drum Minor: do i always have to just yell and get shit from the band but not do anything auctually importaint?
Drum major: yup.
drum minor; why??
drum major: cause i told you so
drum minor; ok then.. damnit :]
Drum Minor by support bandos November 17, 2006

drum major 

Very talented musicians. Friends of all band members. And they conduct the band at certain events. And every one in the band loves them if not you have a sucky band.
The drum major brought the band to attention.
drum major by freedance16 December 28, 2005