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Drag Shoot

When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.

Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
by Jeff Ward December 9, 2007
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Clock Dragging

Clock Dragging

The act of dragging a watch on a belt loop across the floor with your pants down.

A person who has a watch clipped to one of their belt loops drags the watch or clock across the floor when their pants are down. It is assumed that the person with the watch is having having quick sex with other person.
Peter must be having quick sex again. He was clock dragging a few seconds ago.
by They_may_be_Crazy July 28, 2009
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Drag Zombie

A person that constantly asks you for hits off your smoke and has no smokes of their own or have anything else to do.

Some Drag zombies are so desparate for a smoke they will pawn off items or pay you money for a cigarette.
Drag Zombie 1: Hey man can I get a drag?

Guy: It's my last one

Drag Zombie: Come on dude. one drag

Guy: Dude your such a drag zombie!
by Premium Blend April 25, 2010
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cowboy drag

To drag the letters tediously and skeptically,especially when the player is not so sure of the word he is making, in an online word game(Literati).
"Jessica was cowboy dragging the letters the whole game yesterday when we played 'Literati'".
by Eric T. April 25, 2006
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dragging the mattress.

To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.
"Isn't that Angy, I heard she just got raped?"
"No man, she was just dragging the mattress."
by Dragging the matress. April 25, 2015
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jet drag

The feeling of exhaustion that is a result extensive and tiring plane travel. Includes, but is not limited to, security checkpoints, ticket collection, mad rushes to arrive at airport gates earlier than necessary, trying to keep up conversation with seatmates, adjusting the body for a wide variety of pressure and altitude changes, and lugging 40 pounds of luggage through international airports. May not necessarily pertain to time zone changes that are associated with jet lag.
After flying from Miami to New York and back again in just a day, the successful businessman felt the effects of jet drag.
by BrainJane August 22, 2009
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Sunday Drag

A feeling of tiredness or boredom that follows you around on most Sundays during the school year. Usually occurs when someone is thinking about school that they will attend the next day.

Usually starts occuring during the grades 6-8.

Symptoms: Want of sleep even if slept already, sadness, boredom, and severe cases where you can't even watch TV because you are so tired.
Guy 1: Hey did you go to that concert? I did it was sweet.

Guy 2: I would've but i had a Sunday Drag going on and I just didn't feel like it.
by Anonymous Talley September 12, 2010
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