british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

leonie cüsters

A perfect girl...a best friend...she is always there for you and will make u happy when you are feeling bad....she is pretty and intelligent .
All the boys want her but friends and family are standing on her 1st place.

A: how can you describe the word perfect to someone
B: Leonie Cüsters

by Lina.250 December 30, 2016

Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy

My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket

by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018

Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason

Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.

by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018

Parmesan casket

When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.

Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.

by xavitupai February 4, 2019

Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.

Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"

by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019