Cinnamon Toast Crunch

When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.

Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!

by shitsweak! January 6, 2010

crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

by Gutter Peezy January 23, 2008

Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 9, 2012

crunch cake

kyra's best friend maddie;
maddie's best friend kyra;

heyy best friend!
or should i say, crunch cake!

by maddersss October 7, 2008

Strawberry Scooter Crunch

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.

After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.

by Wannabanghoes September 19, 2009

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

chunky white crunch

Crystal methamphetamine more specifically crystal methamphetamine when smoked using e-meth

Thanks to e-Meth, now I don’t even need to leave the bar to get the sweet shabbu shabbu. Mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere!

by Daddy poopsock October 1, 2021