A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015
Get the Old crispy dick is at it againmug. by Beef Moon January 9, 2008
Get the Crispy Creme Dat Hoemug. The world famous, sought-after Bour of the most prestigious brand, the Crispy. Large in size, light in colour, very pleasant and polite demeanour, Crispy is the standard by which all Bour excellence is measured.
by BROK February 8, 2004
Get the Crispy Beef Bourmug. -dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 15, 2008
Get the crispy coyote cooter crackersmug. When a thirsty man cums in a girl's mouth and she chases it with a drink of Sprite from McDonald's then kisses you, spitting the cum and Sprite in your mouth, making it extra crispy.
by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021
Get the Extra Crispy Spritemug. by y33tgodmcneckass December 17, 2019
Get the Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuckmug. by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021
Get the crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronchmug.