Definitions by ArseOfSauron

crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

crispy dick by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

Old crispy dick is at it again 

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!

Old crispy dick is at it again by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015