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Muffled and creamed 

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.
kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
Muffled and creamed by Mityxm April 6, 2011

caramel creampie 

when you ejaculate in a females ass and let the cum ooze out of her, the brown shit turns the cum into a mocha-looking color.
That girl Nancy is crazy, I even got to give her a caramel creampie!

Creamed spinach 

A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.

Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck
I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.

Creampie 

when a guy fucks a girl in the anus, but before ejaculating removes his penis and ejaculates on the outside of the anus, then penetrates said anus again, forcing the semen inside the colon. after thus forcing, the penis is once again removed and the semen forced out by contracting the lower abdomen muscles.
this chick squeezed out one hell of a creampie
Creampie by motorheadkid May 8, 2006

bukkake creampie 

An extremely sexy cross dresser originating from the Greek Island of Crete
All those Greek guys where like "hey check out bukkake creampie she's hawwwwt"
bukkake creampie by Cretelife2k13 September 26, 2013

banana creampie

when a man is having anal sex with a man or woman (usually man); he finishes in his/her butthole. later when the receiver poops, a dollop of cum garnishes the tip of the loaf
yuck, look at this banana creampie i just made
banana creampie by master pls July 23, 2013