carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

carpet angel

After sex when cum leaks out and, goes on the carpet therefore killing possible children making them angels in your carpet.

He pulled out last night during sex, now I have carpet angels in my living room.

by 10eswenson July 27, 2017

getting new carpet

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

by ProfessorOak December 31, 2008

A capella masturbation

Having to beat off without sex toys, porn or any other visual, audio, or other sensory stimulation.

Amy got stuck at her friends house with out her pocket rocket, she hat to pet the fisher man in the canoe doing a little "A capella masturbation"

by Big Papa Pumper February 5, 2009

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

Sabrina Carpenter

She's a very fun, spunky, upbeat teenager. Sabrina has a tendency of being able to grab people's hearts and have them gravitate towards her. She also doesn't really cuss or use foul humor, which is fantastic. You don't see people like her enough these days. But she must be careful though. She's at that age in Hollywood where people like her generally throw that away, and seeing as how she seems to be okay with saying curse words and sexual messages in music covers, what's to stop her from letting that be part of her music and herself too? If she does, she'll end up just like every other Disney girl singer before her. Taking roads that don't necessarily make you a bad person, but take away your once gravitating purity. And eventually, maybe end up doing something like Miley Cyrus did with the whole stripper thing. Now look, I didn't get on here to bash Sabrina or even Miley. I'm just concerned. I know it's odd that a 17 year old guy like me just randomly has a concern over this. But I've seen so many of the people, in my years growing up, that I've derived inspiration from just throw themselves away for what "the public" wants and it always starts with cursing. And it breaks my heart every time. It's like seeing a friend harm themself and you can't do anything about it. Anyways. Other than that, she's a fantastic girl who has inspired me to be more excitable. She's all around just a fun person with a good head on her shoulders, as well as she's smart. Thanks. Signing off.

Random Teen: "Who does this guy think he is talking about Sabrina Carpenter like this?"
Chief S2117: " 'Sup."

by Chief S2117 March 5, 2017

play carpenter

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"

by wachus January 10, 2008