Chocolate Mist

A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.

1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.

2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.

3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.

4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.

5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!

by Chocolate mistee September 25, 2010

Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof

"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 16, 2009

Chocolate Yum-Yum Bar

A chocolate bar eaten in south park. Apparently, A favorite treat of Sally Struthers the Hut

Is that a chocolate yum yum bar in your pocket?

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Chocolate Sunrise

When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.

Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!

by Ben Doverrrr December 17, 2008

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007