Chubsband

A husband of hefty proportion.

chubsband fat chubby chub bear cuddly hefty large tubby

by ChopsAtx July 18, 2011

Chum

Felatio from a toothless crack-whore.

I'm goin' downtown to get some chum.

by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004

chum-chum

verb. to chit chat or talk friendly with another person.
also to mingle in a crowd, to kind of suck up (brown nose) with another. Usually at awkward church functions.

"Hey, where have you been?"
"I was over there chum-chumming with the Smiths. They are so weird."

by toasterheadtil October 30, 2008

Chubsicle

a synonym for chubb, or half-powered erection. Most often acquired whilst petting your cat, or thinking about petting somebodies cat.

Dude, the other day i was giving meowth a pet-down, and i sprung a measly chubsicle. It was excellent.

by chub_master_flex March 3, 2011

Chum Play

For Inquiring Minds that Want to Blow, "chum play" between chums (i.e., same-sex pals) is a non-determinant boyhood right-of-passage ― from physicality to sexuality ― that ranges from "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" to using your flesh-colored "flashlight" to search for something lost in your chum's "dark tunnel." When two inquisitive boys, who do not yet know DNA for their budding sexuality, "play around" in any way with each others' you-know-whats, it's called "chum play." Most of the time chum play signals nothing at all about either explorer's adult sexuality ahead. Regardless of the label each boy eventually accepts, memories of chum play can be humorous and/or hot, but never hurtful.

"Steve, I'm sick of this video game. Pull your pants down." Not exactly annoyed, Steve asks why, and Bruce responds, "I can see in your gym shorts you have a boner while you're playing 'Angry Birds.' So let's figure out what else our joy sticks are designed to do." Bruce says, "But I'm not gay." Steve answers, "Me neither. This is 'chum play' between two smart guys with wood who know these hard things are made for more than peeing. I won't tell your girlfriend if you don't tell mine." Years later Bruce is best man in Steve's wedding to Eve. Bruce marries Adam. No regrets involved with "chum play," only a few strategic coverups. Discretion is the better part of chum play.

by Millne January 8, 2012

chims

Chronic Hanging Instant Messenger Syndrome. Person ignores anothers comments while getting work done.

"Sorry to for the chim."

by Humid Haney April 10, 2005

chubs

a state of excitement.

1) Hitting Play, he told her, "This'll totally give you the chubs; check it out."

2) Todd planted the spoon into the Pink Berry with a loud, startling sigh. He let the cup fall to the table, and his shoulders dropped. Tina looked at him confused and concerned. His eyes never leaving the sweet desert, "Fucking chubs...."

3) "Yeah, it cost way too much, but look at the fucking chubs on grandma," Ricky said, handing the picture of the log ride to Peg.

by thefirstdandelione July 30, 2013