a guy who seems very nice and friendly, but secretly forgets your birthday and is a total perve. DOUCHE
by Azzaaaaa August 26, 2008
by Swagyolonig November 14, 2013
Chris has the nicest and most flirtatious personality. Sometimes, though, there will be a two-faced Chris. That kind you want to look out for- very funny, probably trying to make up for something(like ugly looks, bad grades, family problems, etc). They will be one person while talking to him on the phone then he is in person. He might be sensitive at one moment, then a total douche. He might even be perverted, so watch out all girls!
Most of the time though, you have nothing to worry about. He can be the nicest, funniest, coolest guys you ever meet. He could be sexy but yet still a gentleman. Hope you find the right type of Chris!
Most of the time though, you have nothing to worry about. He can be the nicest, funniest, coolest guys you ever meet. He could be sexy but yet still a gentleman. Hope you find the right type of Chris!
chick 1: Hey girl, I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! Wait, what kind of Chris?
chick 1: I don't know yet, I hope he's a cool dude.
chick 2: I would watch out if I were you...
chick 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's not that bad of a guy
or
chick 1: Hey! I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! The good kind or the bad kind?
chick 1: The nice kind of course! he was freaking hot!
chick 2: Nice! Wait, what kind of Chris?
chick 1: I don't know yet, I hope he's a cool dude.
chick 2: I would watch out if I were you...
chick 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's not that bad of a guy
or
chick 1: Hey! I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! The good kind or the bad kind?
chick 1: The nice kind of course! he was freaking hot!
by tiedye12345 April 01, 2012
by iPodularDevice December 08, 2010
A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!
You best take my warning seriously! :D
You best take my warning seriously! :D
by Dirty Diana From The Wrong Bug July 29, 2009
Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
by Xavier Judos July 06, 2011
A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
by TheSteak November 11, 2008