Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

chopinoptomy

Medical procedure undertaken in parts of East Germany prior to World War I. A 'chopinoptomy' procedure can be performed on brains, limbs and any other protruding members. Popular amongst oppurtunistic ewoks.
Aka. 'oppurtunity'.

After I had my chopinoptomy, I found that I had so many more opportunities presented to me.

by Super Disco Dancing Isaac July 13, 2005

Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

coppin' some dome

A term used to describe the act of recieving oral sex. Spoken from the point of view of the person recieving, NOT giving the oral sex. The term dome is derived from the dome-shaped appearence of a persons head. i.e. "recieving head"

Dan: "What did you do last night?"
Vince: "I spent the night coppin' some dome from my ex-girlfriend."

by vince187 July 17, 2009

Chippin' that Chost

Something weirdoes post on their facebook statuses, usually meaning that they're watching Ellen.

I'm at home, chippin' that chost.

by Lora Kowan November 24, 2009

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

Chompin

When you bite down on a speaker at a rave while rolling (on ecstasy)

He was chompin the whole night bro.

by juaninja January 2, 2012