Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples

"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."

by assman000 September 15, 2025

Bumper Eater

When you follow tooo close on the highway .

Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.

by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025

Negro bumper

A non negro person who engages in cuckhold activities with a negro male or males.

After Bob’s wedding I found out he was a negro bumper when videos surfaced of a well organized team of negroes fucking Bob’s wife while Bob was jerking off to it in the background.

by Loliguessthesearewords November 22, 2025

Puh Bumper

A synonymous word to “lesbian”

Can be used as a verb/noun
A name describing a person with a puh that likes alike puh. More specifically; a person that enjoys bumping/grinding/ humping puh with their own puh.

Person 1: “Lilah likes girls, for sure!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, she’s a total Puh Bumper!!”
Person 1: “Some might even say a butch Puh Bumper…”

by bumperpuhbutter December 22, 2025

bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.

Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.

by Dick Rude February 9, 2025