tarantula bumper

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven

Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..

by NunYuhBiz November 21, 2016

Bumper ad

An ad on YouTube that less than 6 seconds

Person 1: Have you heard that YouTube now shows 2 ads at once?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's only skippable ads or bumper ads.

by  June 15, 2019

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

bumper badge

A record or achievement earned by using mechanics or systems intended for newer players.

Person A: I scored a perfect game!
Person B: If you can achieve that bumper badge, turn off the bumpers!

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024