Bratfud (the t is pronounced with a glottal stop) is the local name for Bradford, used by some of the more slackjawed dole monkeys that inhabit the inner reaches of the district.
Chav: Aaaaariirte maaate, yooo goin to stop at Bratfud?
Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.
Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.
Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.
Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.
by Sue de-Nym May 4, 2017
Get the Bratfud mug.Content that tweens and teens "actually" like, but in reality is just the Disney Channel but worse. Very good at flooding the YouTube Homepage.
Also referred to as "BratTV" or just "Brat".
Also referred to as "BratTV" or just "Brat".
There is no worse way to spend your day than watching brat tv. Watch something real and good like the Mandalorian.
by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020
Get the brat TV mug.by Nesdog April 19, 2022
Get the Beratitis mug.by Nusling May 18, 2005
Get the Tot-brat mug.by why-it December 9, 2008
Get the faculty brat mug.by MyztresC June 3, 2014
Get the Cele-brat mug.