Bratfud (the t is pronounced with a glottal stop) is the local name for Bradford, used by some of the more slackjawed dole monkeys that inhabit the inner reaches of the district.
Chav: Aaaaariirte maaate, yooo goin to stop at Bratfud?

Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.

Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.
by Sue de-Nym May 4, 2017
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