Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MyztresC

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

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A stupid celebrat with nothing constructive to do but destined to go back to being a nobody!
A media slut, starved for any kind of attention.

You are such a JustBieberag right now!
Hey Look! There's a JustBieberag taking a selfie!

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A famous childish media starved piece of trash with little or no talent, questionable fame.

Kim is such a cele-brat, she is hogging all the NBA benchwarmers.

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