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Dio Brando 

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
Dio Brando by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018
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american brando 

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."
american brando by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.
Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

brandywine 

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.
Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!
brandywine by Greg April 28, 2005

Brandon Routh 

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.
Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.
Brandon Routh by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006

Sticky Band-aid 

While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.
Scott was mad his girl didn't want sex, so he beat off in her and gave her a sticky band-aid
Sticky Band-aid by Rhino77 December 5, 2013