Fortune Cookie Brand

A clothing or lifestyle brand that relies exclusively on vague, inspirational, or "deep" text-based graphics rather than unique design or artistry. These brands produce apparel—usually basic hoodies and t-shirts—featuring phrases that sound profound but are essentially hollow platitudes.

Much like a fortune cookie, the messaging is designed to be universally applicable, mildly optimistic, and ultimately disposable. Common themes include "Growth," "Perspective," "Self-Love," or "The Journey," often printed in a clean serif font or a minimalist "bubble" script.

"I was going to buy that hoodie, but then I realized it’s just another Fortune Cookie Brand selling a $70 sweatshirt that says 'Bloom Where You Are Planted' in Helvetica."

Fortune Cookie Brand by Dirty Daly April 12, 2026

support the brand

The act of selecting the option to raise Mario's max BP (badge points) whenever he levels up in Paper Mario (for the Nintendo 64) and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Originates from the text mod "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors" where The Thousand Year Door's script was run through Google Translate several times.

Original dialogue: Increase max BP by 3! Great if you like to use badges.

Altered dialogue: Add BP to 3! Good to support the brand.

support the brand by Pictocheat July 11, 2026

Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.

Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

Brandon Richardson by JasmineP May 6, 2022

Dio Brando 

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.

JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!

Dio Brando by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018

american brando 

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.

"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."

american brando by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

brandywine 

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

brandywine by Greg April 28, 2005