Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.

Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

Covid Booger

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.

I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.

by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

Booger Sugar

Cocaine

-or-
If your parents killed you its the "mail"

"And she hit that booger sugar 'til her nose bleed (Alright, alright, alright)
Bounce that shit forever, she on both knees"

-T. Scott

by Flatttttt_Stanley December 27, 2022

booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.

Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.

by Jennifried Shardluck May 20, 2018

Booger swing

A small steel or plastic hoop nose piercing worn through the septum.

" Hey broski/sisterrizzle, I couldn't help but notice your bitchin' booger swing and it's accompanying rider "

by Moe the homo August 20, 2013