Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 24, 2018

Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.

Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.

by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019

soyed booger

A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!

Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!

by Koala from Havana January 29, 2019

Booger-storage

A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.

"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.

Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.

Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.

by Jennifried Shardluck May 20, 2018