Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
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