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A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.
Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.
by TheLoraxisGay March 05, 2017
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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