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straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....
You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!
by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021
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Bollocks

A 'Posher' word/term for Testicles.
Oh Bollocks, I just whacked my leg.
by DrMystario January 19, 2022
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please
by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019
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Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks
by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
by blender stan May 22, 2024
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bollock yoghurt

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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