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Booking

When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash
"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"
by BIgBrownAndBeligerant February 8, 2017
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door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.
here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!
by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008
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booking

either searching with a purpose or with no purpose at all on Facebook
I was booking hard last night and found the hottest chick and you're friends with her. Who is she?
by el osito October 26, 2010
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Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself
'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'
by CockRocket July 17, 2009
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Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
by FooGe March 26, 2004
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bare backing

Sitting directly on the toilet bowl with the seat up.
1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.

2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.
by Clarkma July 18, 2010
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Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.
Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.
by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010
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