Blasphe-mas

A time of year when the immaculate birth of an important religious figure is inaccurately celebrated while the holiday is simultaneously stripped of all religious meaning.

Merry Blasphe-mas, Blasphe-mas

by SubEclipse November 11, 2008

blap

A music genre, also called blog rap.

Are you gonna come out with us or just stay in your room listening to blap like you always do..?

by blapergod01 November 17, 2011

blappers

Diarrhea. Hershey Squirts. The Runs.

Man, I ate hella beans last night and now I got the blappers, hope there's still some TP left...

by ceerip707 February 8, 2018

blapsage

to hit someone very hard or to incinuate the onset of violence. or as a form of greeting ot to show excitement

'if you do that one more time, i'm gonna blaps you hard' or 'that is SO cool...it's well blapsing man!' or 'yo, blapsage, my man...how you doin'?'

by mel p November 30, 2004

blahp

To get big air, snowboarding, skateboarding, biking

Dude you should hit that blahp up their past those trees.
I need to get some blahp in my diet.
I did a backside blahp in the pipe.

by Andrew Browning September 7, 2005

Blaaping Ferk

A word derived from the word "Blaap" which is the sound that....uhh sounds wrong :D and "Ferk" derives from the word "Ferky" meaning cool

This is not saying that sex is cool its just refers to a person to be really really cool

Blaaping Ferk is Russell :D

by ME :D MYSELF AND I March 28, 2009

blapkin

The total definition of a poser. Tries to portray themselves as something they are absolutely not.

That one actress is a total blapkin- she thinks she has everyone fooled with her made up family lineage.

by Defnotablapkin January 1, 2020