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Birthday Grudge 

Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).
OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.
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Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.
*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.
Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

Birthday Tux 

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
Birthday Tux by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Birthday Spice 

Double it up!!!!
Can my alcoholic beverage have birthday spice please?
Birthday Spice by Nikki.Ledbetter October 14, 2016

birthday potties 

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.
For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.
birthday potties by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017

birthday shirt 

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.
I got my birthday shirt on...off....
birthday shirt by Oboe123 February 19, 2018