titty bingo

A terrible, awful garage band based out of Texas that spams you with dumb advertisements promoting their 'music' on Youtube. There is hardly any redeming quality in this band, its like ZZ top but way worse because everyone in the band is bunch of hippie burn outs that are way past their prime. Even their songs about 'serious' topics are unlistenable because those liberal talking points have already been made, countless times by better musical artists. The lead singer sounds like a whiny smoker trying to do a lame Neil Young impresion. No wonder they have to advertise their music on Youtube, because anyone with hearing would avoid buying their music or would boycott any shows out of their garage or trailer park.

Guy: 'Hey man, ever listen to Titty Bingo?! They're out of Austin, TX!'

Other Guy: 'Yeah they're awful! Why should I listen to that trash when I can just listen to Neil Young, ZZ top or any other Southern Rock/Country Blues Band. I'd rather listen to original music not a shitty impression.

by titty_bingo_is_not_good_music December 30, 2022

sock bingo

When you go through all your mismatched socks looking for pairs.

After several trips to the laundry now it's time to play sock bingo.

by Wildo91 July 17, 2024

Bingo Bango

When you are banging an 83 year old woman while she’s playing Bingo.

Things have been tough with Gertrude. We haven’t had the best relationship recently but she’s trying to repair with some make up bingo bango.

by DonkinDoughnuts June 10, 2025

Bingo Bango

after sexual intercourse with a pawg you must yell this phrase (she must be a dime)

Dime Piece: can you finish already?
Roger: Ok I got you, BINGO BANGOOOOOOO !!!!!

by RandoLando77 September 21, 2020

Bingoness

When you have that euphoric moment in a form of surprise. As in when you're playing Bingo and shout house.

When you discover something you wanted has gone your way. Perhaps you've got a date with a lady/gentleman. You shout Bingoness in delight.

by Big Chocolate Button October 09, 2010

Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.

Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.

by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

Bingo Champion

Used to describe a person who has one bingo many a time and never has ever stopped winning.

Yeah that guy is the real Bingo Champion

by AGamingTurtle March 26, 2022