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bench watching

You sit on a bench and watch your show
by Vinny111 October 4, 2018
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Park Bench Ass

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.
Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.
by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009
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Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.
Look out! She'll go all bench on you.
by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009
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bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 9, 2008
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Benchwarmer

A guy who doesnt get girls or is too scared to go for it
Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?

Brady: I got scared man

Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 8, 2008
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beinghave

Anthony was beinghave in school today.
by Tesero October 6, 2009
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