Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.

Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.

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Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

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A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

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When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

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A fantastic single from Michael Jackson's album Thriller. Michael Jackson's dancing, in the music video, breks up a knife fight. Score!

Beat It features a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen.

Beat It by Bjorn Turok December 20, 2007

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To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

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she said she want me to beat it like a cop

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