backheads

A type of bacne, defined by numerous, deep tissue blackheads burrowed in the skin.

Oh man, could you hand me that scratcher? I've got some serious backheads.

by The Drunken Ninja November 4, 2009

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.

Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

backyard boogie

Backyard boogie is a slang word for weed or pot. HEH!

we're gonna go get some backyard boogie

by alex angeloff October 31, 2007

backboard squirt

When you nut on her back

He finished off with a backboard squirt

by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023

Amish backboard

Butt stuff during a power outage.

Dave asked since we are in a blackout why not a little Amish backboard

by white-choclatte June 12, 2017

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."

by c-pop June 17, 2008