population adjuster

The politically correct euphemism for "murderer".

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.

by MoribundInstitute June 28, 2022

Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.

Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.

by Michelle22 October 21, 2022

Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.

Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.

by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022

Homeless Adjacent

Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation

•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc

•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t

I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.

by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023

bitch (adjective)

Someone who doesn't genuinely care about you or what you got going on fr Someone who only cares about themselves and or materialistic things A bitch can be a man or a woman Thou shall not love no bitch

Person 1 : hey bitch
Bitch (adjective) : *ignores and flips person 1 off*

by A non bitch (adjective) April 7, 2023

Roy (adjective)

If someone is roy, they are ultra smart but still really funny. They are kind and empathetic and will help you when they can. They will always be your friend and support you through everything. If your friend is roy than you are very lucky to be their friend.

My friend is very roy (adjective).

by HEY IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 18, 2023

topic adjacent

Something that relates only slightly to the matter or topic at hand; peripherally.

Bradley was talking about how El Niño always floods Los Angeles, then he immediately brought up how much of an idiot Donald Trump is. Because Trump was visiting Los Angeles at the time, Ian said that the segue was in fact topic adjacent.

by BabyFishMouth June 21, 2023