I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
I ate doorknob last night
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My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
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i ate

I ate. I ate the whole plate. I ate yo momma. I ate yo dad. I ate the universe
"i ate"
"Bitch no you did not💀"
by my name is niko and im gay December 24, 2021
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i ate the axe

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).
The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"
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I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)
Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"
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