gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.

Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.

by Km$ney June 6, 2018

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Gary Herman

Lord of the cranks and owner of Herman’s Crank land

Gary Herman Is the king of the Cranks and Owns Herman’s crank land and Herman’s crank emporium

by Marsupialpouch101 December 15, 2021

NIIICCEE GARY!

Australian slang, made famous by cricketer Matthew Wade yelling it after every ball bowled by Nathan 'Gary' Lyon

*Lyon bowls awful ball*
Wade: NIIICCEE GARY!

by Swedish8 December 29, 2016

gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

Gari Fu

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.

"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "

by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

Gary Banser

a boy with a respectably beautiful mother

Hey look! It’s a Gary Banser such a hot mom

by Seth pubes May 19, 2021