Mongolian tickle wrestling

A sport where two competitors tickle each other till the other screams “OHWEHOWN” witch is just a weirdly pronounced way to say homegrown.

Are you going to see the Mongolian tickle wrestling match this weekend?

Mongolian tickle wrestling by Phillie the word enthusiast April 29, 2026

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Japanese Pube Wrestling

When two Japanese people tie their pubes together and play tug of war. Whoevers pubes rip off first loses!

Japanese Pube Wrestling is so kid friendly!

Japanese Pube Wrestling by urking67 May 18, 2026

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Westinghoused

To be electrocuted or killed by an AC current. During the war of the currents Thomas Edison would electrocute and kill animals in an effort to make AC currents look dangerous when compared to his DC currents.

They westinghoused some punk up in the pen today.

Westinghoused by Davasso October 2, 2008

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Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

Whistling up a pig’s ass by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019