WOOF

Uglyass bitch: Heather

how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Chad Hobson June 14, 2008

woof

An Aussie term for cocaine.

That schmoker has done too much woof!

by DMC40 June 23, 2008

woofer

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

by The Foolishness July 20, 2004

Woof Woof Crank

After intercourse, the act of inserting the somewhat hard penis into the mouth of a girl and proceeding to move her head around in a cranking motion clockwise or counter-clockwise until completely satisfied while making loud WOOF noises.

After i fucked that bitch last night, i totally woof woof cranked her till she passed the fuck out.

by fapmaster5000 January 6, 2008

wooaft

expression of surprise

can also be used whenever the time feels right.

created by mr nicholas blair I.

'oh goodness'
'oh dear'
'wow'
'yuk that fart really smells'

by ana cooper March 19, 2003

woofer-wednesday

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

by afro8419 September 7, 2010

woofles

pooping and vomiting at the same time

he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket

by whoooooosisit December 12, 2011