dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.

Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.

by Hadnuts December 17, 2007

Grass Whistle

An offensive manuever done by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and put it right in front of your ass, and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

He really must have been pissed, because he totally gave that guy the grass whistle.

by th3_duk3 September 8, 2009

Minnesota train whistle

During a gay rimjob, the receiver farts into the licker’s mouth.

Dale proudly announced “Choo Choo!” after he gave Peter a good ole’ Minnesota train whistle.

by Whistleboy July 26, 2018

Wet my whistle

To consume a beverage of some sort to cleanse one's pallet.
water is a common choice or crunk juice.

Pronounced {whet-mi-wiss-el}

Brad: Oh boy, am I thirsty! I need something to Wet my whistle!

Carson: Want some water?

Brad: I sure do!

by Cselby January 30, 2007

rape whistle

Something a rapist blows when they spot their next victim.

I blew my rape whistle as soon as I spotted her, but I was across the parking lot so she had time to get away.

by kendopt4 July 28, 2011

Bint-whistle

A musical instrument that can only be heard by ''old bints'', used as a derogitory term for someone who you don't want to listen to.

Shut ya mouth you bint-whistle

by sode123 January 31, 2007

ass whistle

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and very much not liked.
Rooted in the horrible sounds and smells of a colonoscopy prep which are both loud and obnoxious.

Why did David act so rude and obnoxious when Julie came over? What is his problem?
Don't pay any attention to him. He's a total ass whistle.

by Sewbrmom February 6, 2013