whatever

when someone is a butthead and doesnt say thanks for free porn

post giving
Bob-"here you go...free porn"
Whatever guy/girl-"<silence>
Bob-"Whatever"

by d, dela cruz October 28, 2004

whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.

John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.

by Max P. September 2, 2005

Whatever

Telling a fuck boy you're up for anything because you feel uncomfortable

I guess I'll do whatever ok. Or I do whatever

by Realname123123 December 11, 2016

its whatever

Usually when you're talking to a girl and you do something wrong or something is wrong with her and she gets mad but acts like she dont care

A: haha u cute
b:k
A:did i do sum?
b:its nun
A: um r u sure
B: its whatever jus i gtg

by imagirlnibber April 26, 2019

whatever

Word describes what your united states of is.....(see below)

So i went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like..UUUH! and i was like WHATEVER!, becuz this is MY united states of WHATEVER! (liam lynch is a hoe)

by My united states of whatever July 13, 2003

whatever

The process in which a male uses his mouth to pleasure the breast region of his female counterpart.

So last night Jake and were making out and then my shirt was off and he did whatever. It was really fun.

by CMoney5863 June 28, 2007

whatever

This is the verb version of the verb. It's used to shorten the telling of stories when the phrase "And then I just said 'Whatever'" is used. Instead you can use this word to make stories more concise for your friends.

And then I just whateved.
OMG, you were totally whateved.
I'll just whatever her.
Sorry, I'm currently whatevering someone, hahah.

by schroedingers-cat September 8, 2013