Snow Wrestling

When two people are wrestling, and the man is hit in a spot that makes him jizz, while they continue to wrestle

what were you and Dave doing last night?

oh we were snow wrestling. the cleanup sucked.

by NotSCT2016 November 04, 2021

Throat Wrestling

The act of a woman taking a man's penis into her mouth and down the throat.

Dude that chick at the party took me back to her place and engaged in some major throat wrestling with my dick!

by FUBAR2011 May 17, 2011

Starfish Wrestling

When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.

I walked in on them starfish wrestling.

by Dystopia poet January 03, 2022

Jfm wrestling

The greatest YouTube channel of all time

I love jfm wrestling!

by Jfm wrestling June 10, 2024

beaver wrestle

When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.

Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.

by "MADMAN" September 05, 2021

Gorilla Wrestling

When two fat black people have sex. When the man nuts he beats his chest to show dominance.

Laqueefa and Malik are gorilla wrestling.

by Mikethadyke December 29, 2017

Wrestle

Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'

Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024