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bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.
Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*
by manyplayz November 16, 2016
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wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.
guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way
by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025
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wrestling

wrestling
wrestling:wrestling
by wrestling;;;; July 23, 2022
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Wrestling

My discouraged my friend for joining the wrestling team and not the wrastling team.
by The Rad Dad April 21, 2018
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Face wrestle

Face wrestle is when yu wan make out witha nigga and or bitch ..
I can’t wait to face wrestle witchyo tonight.
by Pedrolavine February 13, 2019
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wrestle in the dark

by Beastmodekillemall February 19, 2017
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mayo wrestling

Covering 2 or more people in mayo, and wrestling till failure
by Mayolad December 4, 2023
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