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West Virginia Nachos 

Nachos that are very cold
Me: Why are these nachos cold?
Friend: Because they’re West Virginia Nachos!

West Virginia Peacock 

When in West Virginia, a redneck tries to out redneck you with a bigger truck or longer mullet.
Everytime Im at a stop light, guartanteed some asshole tries to West Virginia Peacock by revving his engine.

Bubba made that city boy leave the bar with the West Virginia Peacock! Bubbas mullet put that kid to shame!

West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.
Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

West Virginia Smelling Salts 

West Virginia Smelling Salts: While completely focused on eating your girl’s pussy from behind doggy style, she farts directly into your nose.
Tim was shocked while eating his girlfriend pussy when she let loose with West Virginia Smelling Salts.

Man West Virginia 

A place in West Virginia that people will praise you on the football felid, but will forbid you from dating their daughters
i’m from Man West Virginia. my parents sale their Suboxone and RJ Merrit has sex with dogs
Man West Virginia by dick butt 2.0 February 23, 2021

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown
{guy]Did u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack