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Virtualco

Make Virtualco/com/comp ur business.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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virtualacra

A disturbing intersection of the real-world and virtual aspects of one's experience; a train wreck caused by one's interpersonal and Internet lives colliding.

Derived from Simulacra and Simulation (Simulacres et Simulation in French), a philosophical treatise by Jean Baudrillard that investigates the relationship between reality, symbols, and society.
Last week was a complete virtualacra...the dude I was seeing found my anonymous dating blog, read it, fought with me over what I said about him, and then ended it via Facebook relationship status. SMH.
by kitten kaboodle July 12, 2010
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VirtualDUDE

A VirtualDUDE is a nickname given to a "programmer". However this programmer can't really code and acts superior to the rest of the community; often VirtualDUDE's are mocked by the rest of the community.
Oh look at VirtualDUDE thinking he can code again what a joke!
by cfsharp1 June 10, 2011
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Virtualistimaginativery

Virtualistimaginativery I hate my sister cause she annoys me alot
by MrDoorvid November 18, 2011
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virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.
Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.
by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011
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Virtually Tickled

When someone makes you giggle or laugh through an instant message or chat conversation.
Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.

Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.
by CT1MLA September 10, 2012
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virtually laid

Hey beby want to get virtually laid
by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013
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