UTerus

The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.

Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.

by sambarnes February 29, 2008

Utard

A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt).

"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."

"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."

by RevDrDK October 15, 2009

Utica

A dying city in upstate New York's rust belt, situated in the verdant Mohawk Valley, just south of Adirondack Park. Utica has a significant population of Italian and Polish Americans and has recently seen a substantial influx of Bosnian immigrants, who have injected a semblance of economic vigor and opportunity to the city. Mouseketeer Annette Funicello was born in Utica. She got out young.

Utica: at least it's not Sarajevo!

by jk64jk July 26, 2006

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

UTSF

Up the shut fuck. (Acronym)

Do us all a favor and up the shut fuck, kindly.

by Josh Averyt July 30, 2003

W-I-G-O-U-T

to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind.

I lost my keys and now I'm wigging out!

by Caitlyn October 30, 2003

Uterusaurus

A uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. The Uterusaurus is not from the Jurassic era, nor is it a mythical creature. It lives deep within every normal Uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike.

My girlfriend and I made plans to go out tonight, and I was totally going to get some, but her Uterusaurus arose from the pits of hell and cock-blocked me. I ended up having to bring her ice cream and cuddle.

by woodymanp April 8, 2010