When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
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Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.
Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"
Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"
Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"
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Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.
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