smoky tornado

While having sex with a woman's breasts, the man lights his pubic hair on fire after he nears climax. The woman then finishes with her mouth and uses a small electronic fan to put the fire out.

No AJ, I will not give you a smoky tornado!!

by Soxy December 14, 2008

tornadobitch

(n.) one who posts on a web forum multiple times in a row, for the sake of seeing their own posts or increasing their post count

Poster A: Hey everyone. I think the Needler is the worst weapon in Halo.

Poster A: Definately the worst weapon.

Poster A: Doesn't even compate to the gravity hammer.

Poster A: It's not even a contest.

Poster A: Bump.

Poster A: The Needler is just so useless. Anyone cool doesn't use it.

Poster B: GG, tornadobitch!

by Kriptini October 20, 2009

Tornado Fighter

a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.

Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Breathing Tornados

Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.

Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!

by Matty Kinsoackia March 10, 2006

Upside Down Tornado

Putting a girl in an upside down, handstand type position, while going down on her, swirling your finger inside of her and sucking her clitoris as fast as you can.

Last night my husband gave me an upside down tornado. It came so fast.

by BabyMamaFreak April 27, 2017

tornadoes and women

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

tornadoes and women are so alike

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009

tomato tornado

When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.

"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"

by James W. Baxter March 25, 2016