tool

a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool!

by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009

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Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.

"Ashley just called me a tool"

"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"

"That's what Erin's for.."

by Tmac415 December 24, 2009

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A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010

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1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in

Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you

by sd122 July 6, 2010

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one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)

Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.

by ZooCrew November 7, 2010

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a person with the mental capacity of a screwdriver or other handheld tool. This person is usually not aware of the fact the he or she is being used.(Not to be confused with Atul, which is an actual name)

Jayesh is a tool.

John Smith: Go make me a sandwich???
Jayesh: ok, white or whole grain???

by Mr.Bojangles224 May 5, 2009

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