you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

by tayrocker November 4, 2009

Bout to be bendered

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.

"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.

by FUortiz August 25, 2009

proud to be australian

proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's

Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.

joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.

by proud not to be australian September 14, 2013

how to be happy

Cut your hair off, and then go tell your toxic ex you want them back

He you remember how you fucked my feelings up, yea can you come back now... thanks. That’s how to be happy

by Lelelaughs April 2, 2020

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

I miss the way you used to be

When you are so tired of just watching the person you used to know and love turn into a different type of person so much that you decided to search it up in urban dictionary. Or....maybe this is who they’ve been the whole time they just kept it hidden from you the whole time to keep you from leaving. That’s why you haven’t left huh......

I miss the way you used to be

by LennyLicker April 2, 2021

The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner

The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.

Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!

by Future service member November 3, 2017