Theory of Reletivity

What you get when Einstein smokes a bong

WOW! The theory of reletivity really blows my mind

by Psychologicaly Unstable May 30, 2018

J.V. Theory

A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.

Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.

by hensx September 9, 2019

gn theory

When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.

Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm

Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory

by Anonymous.429.69. November 30, 2019

Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.

According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.

by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012

theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.

Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 9, 2008