reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.

I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged

by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011

spatially challenged

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.

Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.

by iccthedral October 17, 2008

Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded

Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.

by mikeyfire March 31, 2010

Inertially challenged

Politically correct way to say "fat"

There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.

by qwertyasdf August 4, 2006

the cinnamon challenge

a challenge that you take part in after making your facebook status " 50 likes and i'll do the cinnamon challenge." the cinnamon challenge is done like this: you take a teaspoon of cinnamon, tilt your head back, dump the cinnamon in and try to swallow it. it is extremely difficult and painful

Lindsay: 100 likes and I'll take the cinnamon challenge!
Kayla: OMG GODSPEED!
(5 minutes later)
Lindsay: (barfing in sink)
Kayla: HAHA TTHATS FUCKING NASTY!!!

by HPfangirl February 24, 2012

measurementally challenged

a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.

the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

Handle Challenge

When someone is given the task of drinking a whole handle (1.75 L) in one weekend, usually starting thursday night and going until midnight on sunday. Puking is an automatic disqualification.

"Did you hear about that kid who tried to do the handle challenge?"

"Yeah dude. he booted all over the dorm lobby, so now he has to give us the rest of his shit"

by floor20kid February 18, 2010