Masturbator's block

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.

God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?

Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)

by avialae November 15, 2020

Dot blocked

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.

Man, I was supposed to be on the 20 yard line but I got dot blocked!

by thefb October 12, 2010

Drummers Block

When someone who plays the drums goes through a phase of not being able to play the particular instrument well, or not being able to write music.

Lack of Creativity
Lack of Motivation

similar to Writer's Block

"comon, lets play.. 1... 2... 3... 4...
Dude, I can't I have Drummers Block"

"I would go on the drums.. but I cant be bothered..
Hey - you've got Drummers Block"

by FelixB666XD November 22, 2009

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019

Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.

He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.

by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010

Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

Uworld block

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.

"hey wanna get dinner"
"sorry im out ! gonna do a uworld block! "

by Starzforeva December 4, 2017