National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

a message for the future

I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler

you imagine life how it was, a message for the future

by maplecookie_s September 21, 2024

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Message

Urban dictionary people, do you need help? Allow this message to go through if you do, and tell me your location. help is on the way.

Message for all urban dictionary workers. We wish you the best of luck.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022

self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental

"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"

by Portmaguese July 13, 2012

Flood messages

To send nudes

Flood messages for me

by Icyrisk March 8, 2021