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Pinky Browns

The perfect set of female nipples hallmarked by the perfect pigmentation of pink and brown.
Carla jumped in the pool at the party but her top came off. Roger spotted her bouncy boobs floating in the water and was impressed by her delightful Pinky Browns.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
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Brown Lantern

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.
Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
by 0face! July 19, 2010
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Brown Pontiac

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.
Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.
by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010
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Brown ButterFly

It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus
Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.
by R2RO April 25, 2013
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brown massacre

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.
by rockstarchris June 21, 2007
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gordon brown

Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.

(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)
Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?

Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.
by Bryan McPhail November 15, 2005
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Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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