When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.
by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017
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Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".
Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".
Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:
1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.
1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.
by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012
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by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014
Get the tell me a joke mug.Direcly translated to "Sir, Honk the horn sir" is phrase used by Indonesian, mainly children to ask bus driver to honk their bus’s Horn. They often ask bus driver to do so because they love the loud-funny sound of the bus’s horn. This phrase consists of two words, "Om" and "telolet". In bahasa Indonesia, Om means uncle, sir, or call-name for grown-up male, and "telolet" represents the sound of the bus’s horn.
originally used for kids entertaiment whenever a bus passing by. but recently becoming internet meme by leaving the phrase in the comment section of a post. even when the post have nothing to do with a bus.
originally used for kids entertaiment whenever a bus passing by. but recently becoming internet meme by leaving the phrase in the comment section of a post. even when the post have nothing to do with a bus.
*Bus passing by*
OM TELOLET OM!
*Bus driver honk the horn*
"Telolettelolet~"
*dj snake release new song*
OM TELOLET OM!
OM TELOLET OM!
*Bus driver honk the horn*
"Telolettelolet~"
*dj snake release new song*
OM TELOLET OM!
by midzk December 21, 2016
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Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.
They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.
Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.
Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.
They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.
Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.
It's a proven fact that if you fly 1st class to Hong Kong, stay in a 5 star hotel, buy a laptop, download 100GB onto it and fly back, it will be both QUICKER and CHEAPER than if you stayed in SA and downloaded it on a Telkom line.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
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Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.
by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010
Get the telephonesis mug.The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.
Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)
by Noh D.Bates October 26, 2011
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