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Tankier

The act of becoming much more overweight, usually performed by those who lose elections and become exponentially larger as a coping mechanism for their losses against much thinner and more attractive running mates.

The word Tank comes form the size of the person in question.
"Oh wow I thought she was a tank now, but ever since losing those JSA elections, she has become so much tankier."
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Tannered

The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011
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Tasker

A hood in South Philly from 30th street to 33rd street that got all the steppas that shoot shit.
you hear about them tasker niggas shooting up that corner last night?
by Glizzytrap October 26, 2019
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cock taker

A person who has intercourse with with the male sexual organ.
She is such a cock taker.
by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004
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soup taker

Used in Ireland
Used to define someone who takes the easy way out or takes advantage of something, while not caring for their morals
Derived from 1847 great famine when catholics turned protestant so they were allowed to take soup
"you're such a soup taker, ya snake"
by HarshRealityLike April 6, 2019
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Tanner Mayes

1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.

2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.

Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?

Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.

Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.

Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.

Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!

Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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by the one kardashian January 11, 2010
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slick talker

1: a very articulate speaker. 2: the leader of a conversation, that not only directs the topic but also concludes it in a controlled manner.
"hey, I like that guy Spencer, he's a real slick talker".
by suspender88 November 17, 2013
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